January 5th, 2010, 7:00 am


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cspainey January 5th, 2010, 6:42 am

I'm not even kidding, the pizza tasted like a nightmare. As in the ACTUAL TASTE of having a nightmare. With every bite I felt my mind unravelling, forcing me to question the very existence of reality as I was aware of it.

On a related note, if you want to taste that distinct flavour of waking up AFTER a nightmare, do the following:
1) Take a swig of cola
2) Put a pistachio in your mouth
3) Take another swig, but don't swallow right away
4) Chew the pistachio
5) Swallow

If everything went right, step 6 should basically consist of reeling in slight confusion and/or terror!

And in lighter news, HOLY MOLY!! There is more snow here than I've ever seen before (in England anyhow) - there's about 6 inches of snow covering everything!
Hell, there's even an inch of snow on the godsdamned TELEPHONE WIRES!

Anyway, I hope y'all had a fun holiday and a happy new year! It is now 2010, the year of ME USING CAPS LOCK TO SIMULATE YELLING MORE THAN USUAL!

Because it's 2010 and that's IN THE FUTURE! And now SO ARE WE!!

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Tommy (Guest) January 5th, 2010, 7:27 am

Hah, superb!

Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing,

Oh, mang, I need to play Eternal Darkness again (and maybe read the whole of 'The Raven').

xenon January 5th, 2010, 7:59 am

What unwholesome, incomprehensible ancient beings lurking in the abyssal voids of another dimension (and with pepperoni for eyes) have you unleashed upon us?!

This ranks as one of my faves so far Mr Spain!

Twentydragon January 13th, 2010, 4:22 am

The comments here are always just as delightful as the comic itself. It's like a double-whammy. Except it doesn't take away all your money.

cspainey January 16th, 2010, 8:26 am

Indeed these awesome comments are one of the reasons I want to keep drawing this comic each week! Other than enjoying doing it too much to want to stop of course :P

(And seriously, after reading the comments on this one I couldn't help but go on a mini Poe/Lovecraft reading spree!)